has...

... the word on the street.
The Bag Lady inhabits the shadows of Cliffton and Cliff College, leading an invisible existence because so few people choose to see her. But she sees them, and she hears what they say. She wears cigarettes in her ears as antennae, and thusly collects more garbage from the air than her gnarled hands could ever do from the town's ecologically correct refuse bins. And she scribbles everything she hears on her "list." No one knows about the Bag Lady's list, and no one escapes it....